Teacher-Student

1. Can u tell
"1+2+3= 10"
How it came..?
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Think!
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Dont know?
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Use your brain
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OK i will teLL u
HOw it came
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"BY MISTAKE"...


2. Student's life:


PC hai,Net Nhi,


ATM Hai,Paise Nhi,

Cell Hai,Balance Nhi,

EXaM hai,Tension Nhi

Padhna he,Top b krna he,Lekin sala MuD NHI!

3.Wife:- {___Post paid conection___}

Girlfriend:- {___Prepaid
conection___}
Girlfriend da bapu:- {___Network
error___}
Girlfriend di maa:- {___Wrong
Number___}
Girlfriend da bhra:- {___No
signal___}
Girlfriend di choti bhen:- {___Call
divert___}
Girlfriend di saheli:- {___Network
change___}
Girlfriend da veah:- {___Sim
block___}

4.Din Me Chain Nahi

Raat Ko Neend Nahi
Ji Na Lage Kahi


Khuda
Kya Yehi Pyar H ?

KHUDA bole : Nahi Beta, deploma karne Walon Ka Yehi Haal H

5.
Bhagwan ne mujse bola ki tu

apna ek pyara dost chhod de
mai tujhe Cell dunga, 2 ko
chhod de to"fast track"ki
ghadi dunga, 5 ko chhod de
5 lakh dunga, aur sabhi
dosto ko chhod de to
FERRARI dunga.
Maine bhagwan ko dekha ('')
aur kaha ki: BHAGWAN, YE
DOST WO H JINHONE
MERI HAR KHUSHI HAR
GHAM MAI SAATH DIYA.
MERE BACHPAN SE LEKAR
AAJ TAK MERE SATH
RAHE. KABHI MAIN ROYA
TO APNE HAATHON SE
ANSU POCHHE. EK GLASS
PANI BHI PIYA TO BHI
MERE SAATH SHARE KIYE.
MERI EK AWAZ PAR
DAUDE CHALE AYE, AUR
AAP KEHTE HE KI MAIN EK
FRRARI KE LIYE INHE
chhod DU?
KHAIR KOI BAAT NAHI,
"FERRARI black COLOUR KI
HONI CHAIYE.....

6.Teacher= 'Loafer' Or 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai?

Student= Very Simple Mam!
'I Love U'.
Agar Ladka Bole To
'Loafer'
Or
Ladki Bole To
'Offer'

7.Teacher: Shadi Ke Waqt DULHEY ko Ghodey Par Q Bithaya Jata Hai..?

Student: Last Warning Di Jati Hai ke...


Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai BHAAG Jaa...

8.God: Beta kya chahiye?

Sajju: 1Job, 1badi si Gaadi & usme dher sari Ladkiya


God: Tathastu

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Or
Aj sajju Girl's school me Bus driver H

9.COmpuTer Teacher

ask bOy:
whaT r The Three
versiOn Of java?
BOy:
Marjava MiTjava,
LuTjava
Ishqme diLkya jaan
bhi Tere nam kr
java java java

10.COmpuTer Teacher

ask bOy:
whaT r The Three
versiOn Of java?
BOy:
Marjava MiTjava,
LuTjava
Ishqme diLkya jaan
bhi Tere nam kr
java java java

11.Teacher=a b c d ke fulfom btayo

student= a for apni
b for beti ka
c for cell phn no
d for do .

12.Agar DIMAG hai to answer do 1

Ladka 1 Ladki ko pass se gujrarte
hue bola- 1...4..3
ladki boli-
2...5...5...1.. 9
It,s Challange 4 U. Ladki ne kya
Kaha.

13.Boy:Muj se shadi karo gi

GIRL: Kya?
BOY:Achi film hai na? GIRL: Kuty k bachy BOY:What???
GIRL:Kitnay SWEET hoty hain na?

14.Har students ki life me aisa hota hai,

har students pyar me khota hai,
dil ki bat rah jati hai dil me,
fir dard-e-dil marksheet par byan hota hai

15.padh likh k ki karna....nakal

te rakh tu aaas!!!
rajai ch wadd k
saunja...parmatma aape
karu paas!! xD

16.Agar 1 akela TEACHER sare subject nahi padha sakta

TO aisi ummid kyu karte hai ki


1 student sare subject padhe?


"..JAGO Students JAGO.."


17. Teacher 2 electronics student-NAADE ko english me kya khte he?
Student-P.H.D
Teacher-kya matlab?
Studnt-Paijjama holding device

STUDENTS GANG ON FACEBOOK