1. Teacher - Students, We should treat poor peoples with sympathy and love.
Golu stand up and said - Oh, Now, I understand why my father hug our maid everyday.
2. Master - Bachho, Sanu Gareeb loka naal hamesha pyaar naal pesh aana chahida ate dyaa dikhani chahidi e.
Golu khda hoya te kehnda - Oh, hun menu pta lagya k mere papa roj nokrani nu Jaffi kyun pande ne. ;-)
Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai
Golu stand up and said - Oh, Now, I understand why my father hug our maid everyday.
2. Master - Bachho, Sanu Gareeb loka naal hamesha pyaar naal pesh aana chahida ate dyaa dikhani chahidi e.
Golu khda hoya te kehnda - Oh, hun menu pta lagya k mere papa roj nokrani nu Jaffi kyun pande ne. ;-)
4.Teacher: Jiss Bachy Nay Ajj Adha Sabaq Yaad Kai
Hay Who Mere hath pe kiss kar sakta hay
Aur Jiss Nay Ajj Pora Sabaq Yaad Kai
Hay Who Mere Gall pe kiss kar sakta hay
Hay Who Mere Gall pe kiss kar sakta hay
Student: Miss App Muje Break Time me Millain main ne
“Sunsan Jghon pr Bachon k sath hadsy ho jaty hen”.Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai
6.Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
Neend mje apni orr ghaseet-ti rahi..
Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya,
Or ek raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhy so gaya .
7.Teacher:
’3 idiots’ film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu:
miss yehi k…
Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D
Miss:
Shut up,& get out.
Bublo:
Miss me btaon..?
Miss:
Very good.bato…
Bablo:
Mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D:-D
Miss:
u also get out.
Shamo:
Miss me btaon..?
Miss:
I think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..
Shamo:
Miss doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai…
8.Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :
9.eacher asked Johnny:
Agr shaakh pr 5 parindy bethy hon or tm 1 ko mar do, kitny baqi bachen gay?
Johnny:
koi nahi, sab urr jaengay.
Teacher:
jawab hy 4, lekin tumhari soch mujhy pasand aai.
Johnny:
Madam mera bhi 1 sawal hy… 3ladies icecream kha rahi hein, 1 chat kar, 1 kat kar or 1 choos kr, konsi shadi shuda hy?
Teacher (sharmaty hue)
jo choos rahi hy?
Johnny:
Nahi, jis k hath me shadi ki angothi hy. Lekin apki soch mujhy pasand aai….:-O
10.Teacher Class Mein Bacho Ko Bolti Hai
Teacher: “Write A Sentence Ending With Hand.”
Student: “My Penis In Ur Hand”
Teacher Student Ko Chanta Maarti Hai
Student: “Sorry Mam, Main
Pen Aur Is Ke Bich Mein Space Dena Bhul Gaya Thha“
11.Teacher:tell me ur name in english?
Stdnt:after 2 min “Long Life Oven”
Teacher:iska kia matlb hai?
Stdnt:”Umer Daraz Bhatti”
Stdnt:”Umer Daraz Bhatti”
12.Lady teacher: ager zero main aik dalain tu kia hota hai?
Girls chup rahi,
teacher: gussay say jawab do,
zero main aik dalain tu kia hota hai?
Girls: miss buhat dard hota hai