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Girlfriend called 2 her
boyfriend at
mid-nite
.

Girl: - Hello Dear
.
Boy :- Haan ji
(aa gayi maa ki
aankh
pakaane)
.
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?
.
Boy : kuch nahin (pakode
tal
raha hoon )

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Girl : - bataao na..?
.
Boy :- kuch nahin dear
( aadhi raat ko kya
karte
hain..! )
.
Girl: neend nahin aa rahi
thi
socha
chalo call kar loon
.
Boy-- achha kiya
(kamini kal Office ke
late karwaa ke rahegi )
.
Girl : --hello koi gaana
sunao
naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
.
Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe
radio
staion
samajh rakha hai kya
aur 12
baje k
baad toh radio channel
bhi
band ho
jaate hain )
.
Girl:-- plz sunao na......
Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff
iski toh
aisi ki taisi )
.
Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi
sunna hai..
if u
luv me den u will sing
for
me
.
Boy : time kya ho raha
hai .?
dear (yeh padosiyon ko
bhi jagwak hi r
maanegi )
.
Girl : --12:30
.
Boy: -- aur kal mere
Office mein bahut kaam
hai
.
Girl: --tumne toh bola
tha ki tum Office ka
kaam minto mein karr
lete ho
.
Boy :- haan (agar nahin
bolta toh
teri bakwaas kaun
sunta )
.
Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi
romantic sa gaana
.
Boy : par gaane k baad
phone rakh degi ( fans
gye
beta
toh jhelna toh padega
hi )
.
Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call
ka wait
kar rahe ho kya..?
.
Boy : nahin darling (ye lo..
saali ne
shak karna bhi start kar
diya)
.
Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho..
rakhne
ko,
khao meri kasam ki kisi
ki call
nahin aayegi..
.
Boy: teri kasam (itni
raat ko toh
aadmi wrong number
bhi
nahin
lagata)
.
Girl : - chalo ab
sunao
.
Boy: theek hai (beta
pyar kiya hai toh jhelna
toh padega hi..ban
ja
aadhi raat ko.. Himesh
Reshamiya )
Girl : yeh waala gaao--
adayein bhi hain..
muhabbat bhi hair..
nazaakat bhi hai.. mere
mehboob mein .
Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin
aata
(kamini ..tareef sunegi
apni )
.
Girl : toh koi dusra suna
do...
.
Boy:- Wait.. sochne de
(kya gaaun ki aaj ke
baad mere
muh
se gaana sunne ka
naam tak
naa
le )
.
Girl: Gaao na...
.
Boy sings : -
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phulo ka taroon ka
sabka
kehna hai.. ek hazaaron
meinmeri
behna hai.......
saari umar hamein sang
rehna he..!!!!!!!!
( Le aaj ke
baad
naam nahin legi
gaane ka...ishki toh maa
ki
aankh )
.
Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?
.
Boy : mera favorite song
hai
(samajhdaar k liye
ishara hi kaafi
hai kamini )
.
Girl: -
hmmmm mujhe neend
aa
rahi
hai.. bye.........
.
Boy :- aray kahaan jaa
rahi ho..suno
toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..?
(mission
complete)
.
Girl:-- bye.. baad mein..
good night..take Care
jaanu
.
Boy : take care jaan
( jaan Le gayi
kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol
ke..
o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj
gaye..ab sounga kab aur
Jagunga kab :(
:D :P