Wish u "Happy New year" I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu.. Bahut sare young smart friends ko wish karna hai, Socha pehle sabhi...
15 November 2012
HAWA SE ARMAN BHEJA H
HAWA SE ARMAN BHEJA H, SMS SE PEIGAM BHEJA H, FURSAT MILE TO KABUL KRNA "BURHAR" KE SEHZADE NE 4 DIN PEHLE NEW YEAR KA SALAM BHEJ...
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Kya Bharosa ? Mobile ka Battery ka Charger ka Network ka Balance ka Time ka Life ka Isliye.. 1 din pehle Advance me HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Meri taraf se nav varsh ki Subhkamna.
Kadam-Kadam par khushian rahe Gum se kabhi na ho samana, Jindagi me har pal khushiyan nasib ho, Meri taraf se nav varsh ki Subhkamna.
Jisko Dekho..........
Jisko Dekho 1 Din 2 Din 4 Din 1 Hafte 2 Hafte Pehle Baazi Maarne Per Tula Hua Hai. Ye Lo! Happy New Year 2013 Dekhi Meri Yaari 1 Month 26 D...
G٥٥d night ғrIєทds ..
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥(¯`'•.¸ ¸.•'´¯) (¯`'•.¸ ¸.•'´¯)♥ ♥(_¸.•'´ `'•.¸_) (_¸.•'´ `'•.¸_)♥ ♥[...G٥٥d night...
Hospital Me Sare Pagal Ro Rahe Te
Hospital Me Sare Pagal Ro Rahe Te 1 Pagal Chupchup Soya Tha. Doctor N Pucha-tum Q Shanti Se Soye Ho? Pagal-bewakuf, Mai Mar Chukahu Isliye ...
'SON OF SARDAR'
Rahul Gandhi : Mom hum is desh ko kab tak lootenge?? . . . . . Sonia : 'JAB TAK HAI JAAN' . . . Rahul Gandhi : Hamari help kaun k...
अगर मैं वक्त होती तो लोग मेरी कितनी कद्र करते!
वाइफ: अगर मैं वक्त होती तो लोग मेरी कितनी कद्र करते! हज़्बंड: ऐसा कुछ नहीं होता। लोग तुम्हें देखकर डर जाते। वाइफ: क्यों? हज़्बंड: लोग कहते,...
चलो किसी वीरान जगह चलते हैं।
लड़का: चलो किसी वीरान जगह चलते हैं। लड़की: तुम ऐसी-वैसी हरकत तो नहीं करोगे? लड़का: बिल्कुल नहीं। लड़की: तो फिर रहने दो!
बॉस से सैलरी बढ़वाने का बेस्ट तरीका-
बॉस से सैलरी बढ़वाने का बेस्ट तरीका- 'अगर आपने सैलरी नहीं बढ़ाई तो... ऑफिस में सबसे बोल दूंगा कि आपने मेरी सैलरी बढ़ाई है'... ...
फौरन मेरे बाथरूम से बाहर निकल जाओ।
संता- मैंने 100 महिलाओं से यह जानने की कोशिश की कि वे कौन सा शैंपू यूज़ करना पसंद करती हैं। बंता- फिर, पता चला? संता- ज्यादातर ने एक ही जवा...
सी की तैसी, मैं अभी चादर नहीं धोने वाला!
सोने की तैयारी करते हुए बीवी बेड का चादर बदलने लगी। अचानक उसे शरारत सूझी। उसने कहा- पता है न, तुम्हें क्या करना है? पति- ऐसी की तैसी, मैं अ...
करना क्या था, उन्होंने जो बस का भाड़ा दिया था वह वापस ले लिया।
गर्लफ्रेंड: कल पापा ने मुझे तुम्हारे साथ बाइक पर देख लिया। बॉयफ्रेंड: फिर उन्होंने क्या किया? गर्लफ्रेंड: करना क्या था, उन्होंने जो बस का भ...
मैनेजर: मुबारक हो, आप इस जॉब के लिए सिलेक्ट हो गए।
मैनेजर: मुबारक हो, आप इस जॉब के लिए सिलेक्ट हो गए। आपकी सैलरी तीस हजार रुपए महीना होगी। अगले साल, यह साठ हजार रुपये हो सकती है। लालू: ठीक ह...
13 November 2012
Dosto se har lamhe me diwali hai
Dosto se har lamhe me diwali hai, Dosti ki ye dunia diwani hai, dosto ke bina jindgi bekar hai, dosto se hi to jindgi me bahar hai… H...
Wishing a Diwali Zhakas
Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas, ehsas se banta hai Vishvas, vishvas se bante hai Rishte, aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas, Wishing a...
Diwali parva hai khushio ka
Diwali parva hai khushio ka, Ujalo ka, laxmi ka…. Is diwali aapki jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar pa...
Deepawali ke ish subh absar per
Deepawali ke ish subh absar per Meri subhkamnaye kabool kijiyega, Khusi ke ish mahool mein Humko bhi samil kijiyega.
dekho dekho aayi diwali
Khushiyan lake aayi diwali cham cham kare diviyan di thali Barfi jalebi te rasgulla main kha layi mithayian di thali dekho dekho aayi diwal...
Main aasha karda han
Main aasha karda han Ki iss diwali de sunder mauke te, Diwali de aloakik Prakaash naal, tere dimag ch kuchh ujala hove te tu insaana warga ...
Mubarak Ho Aapko, Diwali Ka Tyohar..
Deep Ka Ujala.. Patako Ka Rang.. Dhoopon Ki Khushbu.. Pyar Bhare Umang.. Mithai Ka Swad, Apno Ka Pyar.. Mubarak Ho Aapko, Diwali Ka Tyohar....
Sab Mikr Diwali Manaye..
Aaya Re Aaya Diwali Ka Tyohar Aaya. Dher Sari Khusiya Laya, Aao Sab Milkr Dosto Ko Gale Lagaye. Sab Mikr Diwali Manaye.. Happy Diwali.
Diwali Dates
Diwali Dates 13.11.2012 03.11.2013 23.10.2014 11.11.2015 30.10.2016 19.10.2017 07.11.2018 27.10.2019 14.11.2020 04.11.2021 24.10.2022 12.11...
Happy Diwali 2012
Muskarte Hanste Deep Tum Jalana, Jivan Main Nai Khushiyon Ko Lana, Dukh Dard Apne Bhool Kar, Sabko Gale Lagna, Sabko Gale Lagna. Happy Diwa...
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
Apun Wishing U A Wonderful, Super-Duper, Zabardast, Xtra-badhiya, Xtra Special Ekdum Mast N Dhinchak, Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas Happy Diwali.
Diwali par Khus ho jaye MaN
DhanTeras me barse DhAn, Diwali par Khus ho jaye MaN, GobArDhAn kare Khush-hal Aapka Jivan, BhaiyaDooJ bhi Pyar bhara ho Aapka ye Bandhan. ...
Pathako k sang Rocket ki Mar
Pathako k sang Rocket ki Mar, Suraj ki Kirne Khushiyo ki Bahar, Chand ki Chandni aur Dosto Ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko Deepawali ka Tyohar. H...
11 November 2012
Wish you a very Happy Dhanteras
Dhanteras not a single word. How? I will tell….See D: Dhan H: Health A: Anand N: Nature T: Talent E: Enjoyment R: Romance A: Aitbar S: Saub...
Jo Bhi Ho Manokamna Aapki Wo Puri Ho….
Is Dhanters Aapke Ghar Laxmiji Ki Baris Ho, Aapke Parivar Me Sukh Aur Shanti Ka Vaas Ho, Hum Dil Se Dua Karte He Is Dhanters, Jo Bhi Ho Man...
Dhanteras Par Badhe Aapka Dhan
Dhanteras Par Badhe Aapka Dhan, Mata Laxmi Kare Khush Apka Maan, Karte He Yahi Prarthna Mata Se, Na Kabhi Dukh Pade Mere Dost Ko…
Dhan Dhanya Bhari He Dhanteras
Dhan Dhanya Bhari He Dhanteras Dhanteras Ka Din He Bada Hi Mubarak, Mata Laxmi He Ye Din Ki Sanchalak Chalo Milkar Kare Puja Unki… Kyu Ke L...
Top 11 Danteras SMS
Give 10 things in life:- D = Dhan H = Health A = Anand N = Nature T = Talent E = Enjoyment R = Romance A = Aitbar S = Saubhagya Wish you ...
happy dhan teras to you and your family
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte r...
esa dhantrs aapka khas ho.
is dhanters khus kash ho, dilo me khusiya ,ghar me shuk ka vaas ho; here moti p aapka taj ho; mite duria,sab aap ke pas ho; esa dhantrs aap...
2Din Pehle "Diwali"
/'""'"\ / /\ \ /__/"'\__\dvance 2Din Pehle /"/_/"/ /_/"/_/appy "Diwali" This Is Sp...
04 November 2012
“Happy Diwali”
Diwali parva hai khushio ka, Ujalo ka, laxmi ka…. Is diwali aapki jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par maa laxm...
Is msg ko aaj mat padhna
Is msg ko aaj mat padhna kal padhna ruk rukja rukja oy rukja rukja Mujhe pata tha tu nhi manega Mat maan Mai Msg hi kal BHEJUGA
Ladkiyan Tumhe Hasrat Se Dekhti He
Ladkiyan Tumhe Hasrat Se Dekhti He Aahain Bharti He Aur Sochti He Kash Humara Bhi Aisa BHAI Hota
Kamyab insan banne k 3 tarike 1
Kamyab insan banne k 3 tarike 1 2 3 Bhutni k pehle insan to banja Phir Sochiyo Kamyab Hone k bare m
Arz kiya he
Arz kiya he Apki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi Apki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi Jaise naye darwaze me BUFFALO fas gayi!!!
Dil krta he k tere Nazuk Hoto ko chum lu
Dil krta he k tere Nazuk Hoto ko chum lu . . but . Teri Behti Hui Nak Ne Mera Irada Badal Diya
Pagal Hmesha Paresan Q Rehta He?
Pagal Hmesha Paresan Q Rehta He? ? ? ? ? ? ? Chalo Chhodo.. !t's ur Personal matter.
Kutta puch q hilata he..?
Kutta puch q hilata he..? Socho... . . . . . Simple yaar . . . . . . Qki puch to Kutte ko hila nahi sakti
aap Aise Don ho jiske Paas har Taale ki Chabi hai..
aap Aise Don ho jiske Paas har Taale ki Chabi hai... Bole to??? DON + Key= Donkey.
Happy Diwali
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, H Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap ...
Happy Diwali
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi k...
Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiya...
Diwali Ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…
Laxmi Aayegi Itni Ki Sab Jagah Naam Hoga, Din Raat Vyapar Bade Itna Adhik Kaam Hoga, Ghar Pariwar Samaj Me Banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna Hai...
Aap sabko mile apni khushiyon ka sansar…
Sabhko Diwali ki shubh kaamnaye Hum dete hai aapko lakho duaye. Naya varsh ho purane jaisa yaadgar, Aap sabko mile apni khushiyon ka sansar...
Isi Kamna ke Saath Shubh Deepawali.
Jagmag Thali Sajao Mangal Deepo ko Jalao Apne Gharo aur Dilo main Asha ki Kiran Jagao Khushali aur Samridhi se bhara ho Aapka jeevan Isi Ka...
Wish u
=-=-=-=-= )) *Wish u* )) // *A very* // // *Happy* // // *Diwali* // ((* *(( =-=-=-=-= Have a nice day..
HAPPY Diwali. with PIC
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HAPPY DIWALI.
Agar aap mujhe SMS nahi karoge to 14 din baad aap ke aas-pass bomb fatenge Daro nahi 13 din ke baad "diwali"hai. I hope i m 1st w...
DIWALI DHAMAKA
DIWALI DHAMAKA':- Mujhe sms karo or jito 18 lakh ke car ka photo, 29 inch colour tv ka box or Mere sath dinner karne ka mouka Wo bhi aa...
01 November 2012
Ek laat hm denge.
Hr Sfar me Apka sath Hum denge Apne Pyr ki saugat Hm Denge Girne lge to hath hm denge Aur N bhi gire to? Ek laat hm denge.
Santa Sharab Pikar
Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tuje SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu
Kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.
Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai, Jhuki nigaah ko ikaraar kehte hai, Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin hota, Kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai....
kuch intezar kar..!
Chandani ne Kaha ke tu pyar kar.. Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar.. Gori ko cheda to boli muskarakar.. Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar.....
Hum unki chaahat mein itni door nikal aaye hain
Hum unki chaahat mein itni door nikal aaye hain K ab ... Rikshay wala waapsi ka 500 maang raha hai. ( ) /) (> !! hun kya kru?
Girl meaning
Girl meaning G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen I:- Innocent R:- Rone ki machine L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.
paglo ko kuch bhi bhejo pdte jarur hai
washin powder nirma washin powder nirma dudh si safai nirma se aayi rangin kapda bhi khil khil jaye paglo ko kuch bhi bhejo pdte jarur hai ...
Koi humse seekhe
" .- "- .-" "-. .-"" "-._ .-""- "-._ .-""-, "-._ " .-""-,- ...
wala fevi-quick bekaar pada h
Agar Kabhi toot kar bikhar jao to mujhe yaad kar lena. . . kyu ki Mere pas 5Rs wala fevi-quick bekaar pada h
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