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Aur maine dusra gaal bhi aage kiya.

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Aisi koi cheez batao jo

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Hum FAade to "POLICE STATION".

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Dukandaar se chhota baccha Uncle rang gora karne wali cream hai?

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PYAR Aise karo ki Baccha Na ho

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Dhoka Diya Jab tune

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Zindgi badi ajib hoti ha

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SMS padkar muskura rahahain

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Agar himmat hai to kha ke dikhao.

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In class rum boy update on facebook

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Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

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Par Padhna Koi Nahi Chahta......

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Aaj Ka Zalim SMS

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Us najar ki taraf mat dekho......

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Aisi bewafaai ki ussne...

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I Miss You Friend...

Subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya, Dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya, Shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya, Aur jab jaan pe ban aay...

Dur Hokar Karib rehna Nazakat

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Good Morning...

Subah hotehi jab duniya aabad hoti hai. Aankh khulte hi aapki yaad hoti hai. Khushiyon ke phool ho aapki aanchl me. Ye mere honto pe peheli...

Uth Jao Subah Ho Gai He.

Road Park Streat Terece Bus Stand Railway Track Futpath Par Jaha Par B Soye Huye Ho Uth Jao Subah Ho Gai He. "Good_Morning"

(ENGAGEMENT KE BAD

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pr mumtaz marti nhi.......

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veham tha,veham hai or veham rahega

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ANDE de ke dikha!!!!!

MURGA: I Love You. MURGI: Ha. MURGA: Me Teri Payar K Liye Kuch V Karsakta Hu. MURGI: OH Realy? MURGA: Yess MURGI: to ANDE de ke dikha!!!!! ...

aaye the par school....

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Dard se khelna sikh gaye hum

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Request hai tumse refuse mat karna

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High class insult:-

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Agar sache dil se......

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AAP-"in tamam chizo ka 1 khubsurat tohfa"?

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Bhul kr b kisi ko na rulana

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Na Maine Koi Gurur Kiya,

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Hansi majak ke wo pal yaad rakhna

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New style of love letter

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Jab internet pe e-mail nai tha...

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God Imran Hashmi se

God Imran Hashmi se: Agle janam mein Kya banna pasand Karoge....? Imran:Rawan, God: Wo kyun? Imran: Ek muh se kiss karte-karte Thak gaya ho...

Book khulti h exam ka sama hota h

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A boy to girl: kab milogi aur kaha dogi?

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NEEND NE ANKHO SE JO PALKO KO UTHAYA H

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Swatantarta Diwas ki Badai…

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Watan hamra misaal mohabbat ki,

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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

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Happy Independence Day

28 states 1618 languages 6400 castes 6 ethnic groups 29 festivalS 1 COUNTRY, PROUD TO BE: INDIAN : Happy Independence Day

Happy independence day

Na sar jhuka hai kabhi  aur na jhukayenge kabhi,  jo apne dum pe jiyen  sach me zindagi hai wahi.  Live like a true indian.  Happy independ...

bolo bharat mata ki jai

Ab tak jiska khoon na khaula  who khoon nahi who paani hai  jo desh ke kaam na ayae  who bekaar jawani hai  bolo bharat mata ki jai

Zaruri nahi ki insaan payar ki murat ho

Zaruri nahi ki insaan payar ki murat ho, Sundar aur behad khubsurat ho, Achcha to wahi hota hai, Jo tab aapke sath ho Jab aapko uski zarura...

Rechrge karvane ko

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KASHTi Behti He Kinare Ki TaLash Me

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Arz kiya hai

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Arz kiya hai

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Rishto ka Viswaas Tut Na Jaye

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Maine use salaam likh bheja

Maine use salaam likh bheja, Usne haal-e-dil tamaam likh bheja, Maine puchha tumhe kya accha nahi lagta, Jaalim ne mera hi naam likh bheja....

Makhan Ka Katora.......

Makhan Ka Katora Mishri Ka Thaal, Mitti Ki Khushbu Baarish Ki Fuhar, Radha Ki Ummide Kanhaiya Ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Apko "JANMASHTAMI...

Happy Janmasthmi

Dekho Phir Janmashtmi Aayi Hai, Makhan Ki handi ne phir mithas bhadhai hai, Kanha Ki leela hai Sabse Pyari, Wo de tumhe duniya bhar k khusi...

JAI SHRI KRISHNA

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Mubarak Ho apko Janmasthmi Ka Tyohaar.

Chandan ki Khushbu Resham ka Har Sawan ki sugandh Barish ki fuhar Radha ki Ummid KANHAIYA ka pyar Mubarak Ho apko Janmasthmi Ka Tyohaar.

Happy Janamasthami

Gokul me jo kare niwas, Gopiyo sang jo rachaye raas, Devki-Yashoda jinki maiya, aise hamare kishan kanhaiya. May Krishna fulfill all your w...

KANHAIYA ka pyar

Chandan ki Khushbu Resham ka Har Sawan ki sugandh Barish ki fuhar Radha ki Ummid KANHAIYA ka pyar Mubarak Ho apko Janmasthmi Ka Tyohaar.

Happy Janmashtami

Krishna jinka nam, gokul jinka dham aise SHREE KRRISHN bhagwan ko ham sab ka pranam JANMAASTMI KI SHUB KAMNAYE jai shree krrishna Happy Jan...

Jab tum ek dost ki jarurat ho

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Mubarakh ho aapako aanewala exams ka tyohar

Paper ki roti, notes ka aachar, Books ki chatani, question ki bahar, Teachers ki dushmani,doston ka pyaar, Mubarakh ho aapako aanewala exam...

ZINDAGI me har pal 1 se nhi aate

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Mahak e dosti ishq se kam nahi hoti

Mahak e dosti ishq se kam nahi hoti, Ye duniya ishq pe khatm nahi hoti. Agar saath ho ek sachcha dost to Ye zindagi zannat se kam nahi hoti...

Hum Ne Suna Tha..

Hum Ne Suna Tha.. Kuch Paane Ke Liye Kuch Khona Padta Hai..! Par Ye Nahi Pata Tha.. Ki Dil Laga Kar Roona Bhi Padta H.

Yaade Dekar ChaLa Jata H

Koi Yaad0 Se Pyar Karta Hai, Koi Pyar Me Yaade

Shubh Prabhat

Naye Sapne,aur kuch Apne! Naye Wade,Nayi Kasme! Nayi Manzil,Nayi Rah! Nayi Aas,Naya Vishwas! Kuch Simple,Kuch Khas! Meri Tarf Se Aapko. ...

GOOD MORNING...

"Nayi Subah" ka naya Nazara.. "Thandi Hawaa" leke aayi Paigam Hamaraa.. Jago, Utho taiyar ho jao, "Khushiyon"...

Dil ki batein aakhon se kahi jati hai

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RAKSHA BANDHAN GEET (RAKHI SONGS) MP3 DOWNLOAD

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