Karna padta hai

Boy ask a girl : Pyar ho jata hai, ya Karna parta hai ?? . . . Cute answer frm a girl: "Larka Handsome ho to Ho jata hai Aur agar Amee...

Batao ye konsi

OIL + POTTY = Batao ye konsi  South indian language he. Nahi pata. . . . . . TEL GU .. onlysms.net

GOLD FLAKE p leti hu.

Girl:-Jb tumhe meri yaad ati h To tum kya karte ho Boy:Main tmhari favorite Icecream kha leta hu aur tum? . . GIRL:Main GOLD FLAKE p leti h...

Isliye SMS karo Dear

Phone mat kiya karo Dear, Mom hoti hai near, Papa se lagta hai fear Baat bhi hoti nahi clear, Isliye SMS karo Dear, Witout fear & very ...

english aati nahi to....

Sonu- yaar english me Jhopdi ko kya kahte he Monu- hut Sonu- abe english aati nahi to Saff saff bolna hut hut kya bol raha..

Achhe yaar kabhi DIL Nahi Todte...

.+"''"+.+"''"+. + Aap Isme + "+ Ho = +" "+ , ,+"  Yaha Se Niklne Ki Koshis N Krna W...

Mere Jeisa Pyara Aur..

Suraj Se Acchha Tara Koi Nahi. Jeisa Hai Rishta Humara Dusra Koi Nahi. Chahe Sari Duniya Mein Dhund Lo. Mere Jeisa Pyara Aur Aapke Jeisa Aw...

Nasha mohabbat ka ho ya phir sharab ka

Nasha mohabbat ka ho ya phir sharab ka. Hosh dono me kho jata hai. Fark sirf itna hai ki sharab sula deti hai. Aur Mohabbat rula deti hai.....

Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga

Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga, Angrezi sharab chakhane laga, Baap ne kabhi pager nahi dekha, Aur beta mobile rakhne laga!!!

Year 1963

Year 1963 …… ……… ………. ……….. Aug 3rd, ….. ……. ………. …….. Evening, 07:48 — — —- —- … KUCH NAHI HUA THA. Chalo apna kaam karo! Sara din sm...

Gadhay ke sar per ...

Kya ap kay sir per seengh hain? No R U Sure? Plz check again. no? ok no problem: waise Gadhay ke sar per seengh nahi hotay hindisms.org

Bey-Sharmi Ki

Ghazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Yeh Style Hai Sms Nahi Kartey Or Kehtay Ho Mere Pass Mobile Hai Bey-Sharmi Ki Had To Dekho Yeh Parh K B Aap K Chehra...

EB TE SO JA........

Andheri sadak, Sunsan qabristan, Suni haweli, Kala aasman, Raat hogi eb te so ja shaitan.GOOD NIGHT

JAGTE RAHO......

Dosti agar buri se to usne hon mat diyo, Ho ja te ussne khon mat diyo, ar jab dost ho sabte pyara te ussne son na diyo, jagte raho...

JE AAP EBE SOYE NAHI....

X’cuse me, Je aap ebe soye nahi SO ar msg padh rahe So to “GoodNight”. Aur agar aap so gaye So ar msg subah padoge te fir “GoodMorning”.

PATHER TE DOSTI..........

pather te dosti jaan ka khatra, Pathan te dosti dimag ka khatra, Daru te dosti lever ka khatra, ar ham te dosti raat be raat sms ka khatra....

MANE BHI NEEND AAN LAGI...

Chamakte chnd ne neend aan lagi, teri khushi te duniya jagmagan lagi, dekh ke tane har kali gunguan lagi, eb to phakte phakte mane bhi neen...

MAIN TERE TE.......

Main tere te ek aarman mangu su, tere te apni jaan mangu su, tu so ja gi mobile off kar ke isse khater ek gud night wish mangu su........

HOTHA PE E...

Hotha pe e ruk jave se baat aate aate, need to na aati sapne bohat se aate, ham te se phase ek uljhan mai, kassh wo aa ke issne suljhatte.....

Subah sham thari ghani yaad aawe se

Subah  sham  thari ghani yaad aawe se, Sari raat manne jagawe se, Karne ko kar lu call tanne, Per  customer care  ki wa chori bar bar balan...

Pyaar To Jindagi Ka Afsana Hai

Pyaar To Jindagi Ka Afsana Hai , Iska Apna Hi Ek Tarana Hai , Pata Hai Sabko Milenge Sirf Aansu , Par Na Jaane Duniya Me Har Koi Kyu Iska D...

Tane bhi merte pyar konya

Tane bhi merte pyar konya Usne bhi merte pyar konya Mhaari jindagi to isi hori hai Jukar bhains ki khor me nyaar konya..

Haryanvi Jokes

Haryanvi Jokes  1 chora raste me jandi hoyi chori te bhujan lagya, tu mne jane hai? Chori:na,kun hai tu? Chora: me oye hun, jo tne 2 din ...